Opt for the smooth look!
1. I like it this way
2. My husband / wife / lover likes it this way
3. Its going to be a Looonnnnnngggg, Hoooooooooot summer
4. I just wanted to
5. Its so easy to take care of now
6. Work demands it
7. Its the new style
8. I enjoy getting my hair cut in a barber shop
9. My Mom / Dad insisted upon it
10. I was forced to have it cut
11. My last haircut / perm was really messed up bad
12. I like the notice / attention it gives me
13. I hate fussing with my hair
14. My husband / wife / boyfriend / girlfriend / lover LOVED my long hair and I no longer see them - so I cut it off to spite them.
15. I just excaped from prison / jail and I didn't have a choice
16. I had a bad case of head lice
17. I had to cut it for the rock video / movie I'm in
18. I'm pregnant / fat and I had a hard time washing my hair myself
19. I think I look sexy this way
20. I love the feel of electric clippers on my scalp
21. I wanted to look like my brother / sister / friend / lover
22. I'm just too busy to fuss with my hair
23. I have to have brain surgery soon
24. I'm undergoing chemotherapy any my hair is going to fall out anyways
25. I'm going into the military service and I wanted to cut it before they do
26. I love reaching up and rubbing my short hair / scalp
27. The buzz of the clippers excites me
28. I wanted to do something radical - and I'm not into tattoo's
29. I hate my hair
30. I am always in the pool and the chemicals have fried my hair
31. I love the feeling of warm lather on my scalp 32. My Husband / Wife / Lover gives me daily scalp massages now
33. I started to go bald and it looks better this way
34. My kids are always pulling on my hair
35. I'm married to a cave man and he use to pull me around by my hair
36. I look terrible with long hair
37. My hair grows out in two different colors
38. My Wife / Husband / Lover is a barber and they love cutting my hair
39. I had a nightmare that my hair got caught in heavy machinery
40. I was walking in my sleep and I gave myself a bad haircut
41. I always had long hair - it was time for a change
42. Hey, its the 90's!!!!
43. I wanted to look more professional
44. I am a professional wrestler and I was always getting my hair pulled
45. I am running away from someone and I needed to change my appearance drastically
46. I just joined a religious group and this is a requirement (Buddist Monk / Nun)
47. I had to do this for the collage sorority / fraternity I wanted to join
48. My Husband / Wife / Lover caught me with another lover and this was my punishment
49. I'm in a gang and this is our trademark
50. The principle told me not to come back to school until I get a haircut
51. I'm gay and I wanted to attract other gays - are you interested?
52. I'm a space alien and I decieded I wanted to look like myself
53. Every time my hair gets too long it turns green
54. I kept tripping over my hair
55. Bats kept getting caught in my hair
56. My hair was so long I couldn't hold up my head
57. I wanted to look meaner
58. My hair caught on fire during a Pepsi commercial
59. I want to show support / displeasure for my cause which is ........
60. Someone bet me a large amount of money I wouldn't do it
61. I can cut it myself now and save time and money
62. I'm a barber and if I had long hair my clients wouldn't take me seriously
63. I've never had it so short, I wanted to give it a try
64. My Husband / Wife / Lover was trimming it and they got carried away
65. I love the feel of the cool breeze on my scalp
66. I had to get stiches in my scalp due to an accident
67. The neighborhood barber shop was going out of business if it didn't get customers soon
68. My boss told me "No long haired hippie is ever going to get a job promotion around here"! 69. I was kidnapped and this is what they did to me
70. I'm a girl and I always wanted to look like a boy
71. My Husband / Wife / Lover got mad at me and cut my hair while I was sleeping
72. My barber / hairdresser misunderstood. I said cut off about half an inch, they thought I said leave about half an inch
73. I wanted a bowl cut, but all the person cutting my hair had was a plate
74. I said I wanted a "BOB" but my Stylist / Barber thought I said I wanted to "look like Bob" 75. Since I was adopted, I never really knew my correct age. So I had a carbon date test done on my hair
76. I have this great job pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman
77. I got confused and put NAIR on my hair instead of hair conditioner
78. I'm Sinead' O'Conner / Demi Moore
79. I was high / drunk when I cut my own hair 80. I was driving in a convertable with the top down, when my hair caught on a lamppost
81. I wanted to see what my head would look like with no / very little hair
82. I ran out of shampoo
83. My hair got caught in a fan
84. I didn't want dark roots as my bleach job grew out
85. I was offered a lot of money for my hair from a wig factory
86. My hair had too much grey in it
87. I accidentally combed an entire tube of super-glue in my hair
88. I love wearing nice caps and hats but they don't fit very well with a lot of hair
89. I'm a skinhead
90. I had nothing better to do then cut my hair 91. I was tired of people saying that I looked just like my brother / sister
92. My friend is becoming an electrolysis technician and they needed somone to practice on
93. Yul Brenner was my idol and I want to look just like him
94. I lost my brush / comb
95. I tried to give myself a perm but my hair fell out
96. I wanted to get a tattoo, this way if I don't like it I can grow my hair over it
97. I had microscopic space alien parasites living in my hair
98. My best friend said "If you do it, I'll do it" 99. I was just in the Miss / Mrs. / Ms / Mr. Bald Universe Pageant (I WON!)
100. I was passed out and when I woke up all my hair was cut off
101. All my hair just fell out one day
102. My Mom / Dad said I had to move out if I didn't get my hair cut
103. Someone dared me to do it
104. I was depressed and I wanted to do something wild and crazy
105. My floo-bee had the wrong attachment on it